u just dont ask someone with winged eyeliner why they are late for something
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
long distance relationships when they finally meet.
It’s not a crush unless you feel like shit about it
The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it